Best Jokes

$7.00 won 6 votes

I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

6 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
posted by "virgogal" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Why are you late, John?

John: Because of the sign down the road.

Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?

John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'

6 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread!

Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.

Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!

6 votes

posted by "wildcats3333" |