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"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, but that was during office hours."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |
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A chemist's favorite carnival ride is...

The Ferrous Wheel!

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
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Maddi: "But you've only known the man for two weeks! You're not thinking of marrying him are you?"

Julia: "Well it isn't as if he's a total stranger... I have a girlfriend that was engaged to him for several years."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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To show his appreciation to the community, the military base commanding officer held an open house. This included a free meal in the mess hall.

A young private was busing tables when he noticed a family leaving a large tip. "Excuse me. We can't accept tips," he told them.

"It's not for you," said the woman. "That's to help send your cook to culinary school."

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |