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Favorite this joke Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?
Because they never cut corners!
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
Three NFL fans of a losing team were drowning their sorrows at a sports bar after the team lost yet again. The first fan said, "I blame the coach. If he developed better plays, we'd be a great team."
The second fan nodded and replied, "I blame the players. They just don't try hard enough."
The third fan thought for a moment and then said, "I blame my mom and dad. If I'd been born in Boston, I'd be supporting a better team."
Why did the coffee grounds call 911?
Because they GOT MUGGED
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