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Why did the coffee grounds call 911?

Because they GOT MUGGED

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The bank robber enters the bank with his gun drawn in plain sight.

He walks to the middle of the lobby, pauses for a few seconds, turns around a couple of times, and then approaches a teller.

Then scratching his temple with the gun barrel, he says to the teller, "Do you ever enter a room and forget why?"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I feel safe sharing secrets with my husband, as I know he will not share them with anyone.

How can I be so sure?

Because he never listens to me.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |