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Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe?
A: A tall tale!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "molly" |
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A Preacher was giving a sermon one Sunday morning, when he noticed old man Brown sound asleep in the last pew. He asked the Congregation: "All those who want to go to Heaven, stand up!" All rose except old man Brown. After the Congregation sat down, he yelled at the top of his voice, "ALL THOSE WHO WASNT TO GO TO HELL, STAND UP!!!" Old man Brown woke up, stood up, looked around and said, "I don't know what we are voting on, Reverend, but whatever it is, we sure are in the minority!!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Uwens Pomeroy" |
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Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it's a doll-ar!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "J J Keist" |
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An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:

Duh ... shouldn't that be: "poll" the class, unless she was making a point ... WITH A POINTED STICK!

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Ronald Moore" |