Best Jokes

A man takes his son tiger hunting. They’re creeping through the weeds and the man says, “Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions? And the boy says, “Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?”

Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.”

Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!”

Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?

A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’