Best Jokes

Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!

“How should I have played that last shot?” the bad golfer asked his partner.
“Under an assumed name.”

“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”

Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!