Best Jokes

Pointing to a super train set, an old man said to the shop clerk, “I’ll take it!”

“I’m sure your grandson will like it, sir,” said the clerk.

“I suppose you are right,” sighed the old man, “You’d better give me two.”

“I see you’re losing your hair.”
“Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.”

At a psychiatrist a man says, Doctor, I think there are two of me.
The doctor replies, Well, why don’t you both sit down and one of you tell me all about it.

A man visits his doctor and says, doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes.
The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist?
The patient says, "No Only green Martians!"