Best Jokes

A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"
After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends."
"It depends on what?" she asked.
"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."

A little Henry sits at the dinner table, reaches into his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?" Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap mom!

Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?

He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.