Best Jokes

Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They’re on the right side of the car

Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”

Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”

Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.