Best Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road? “To get to the shell station.”


Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!

Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!

Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared?
A: I want my mummy!!!

In chemistry class the subject was "oxidation - reduction.” The teacher was really excited and after the lesson asked the students in a very loud voice, “now tell me where is the electron? Where is it?" a drowsy student jumps up at this and shouts "o.k." Nobody moves. Sir, shut the door. We can still catch the thief"