Best Jokes

A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."

Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!

Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?

A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.

You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".