Best Jokes

Let me kiss your lips
Let me test your teeth
Let me test your tongue
Don't be afraid of me
"I am pepsodent"

Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a DOG.

“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.”
“It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him.”

“Why did you refuse to marry Bob, Lisa?”
“Cause he said he’d die if I didn’t and I’m just curious…..”