Best Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?
“Because they can't remember the words!"

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?

“He had his own pew.”

The best part about owning a restaurant for cats is that your customers don’t complain when they get hair in their food.

Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.