Best Jokes

An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in

The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes.

A software expert claims: “My software never has bugs -- it just develops random features.”