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I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

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How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

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Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?
“He had his own pew.”

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Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?

At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?"

He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”

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