Best Jokes

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.

“Hi? Is this the mental hospital?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
“One moment and I’ll connect you …. I’m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.”
“Good. That means I must have really escaped.”

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.