Best Jokes

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!

Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.