Best Jokes

Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.

Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.