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On the outside flap of the sign, it reads: The kitchen is close today on account of illness.

Inside flap: I'm sick of cooking!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn’t work!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q. Why don't snakes bite lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy!

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Chas Wenger" |