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Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go on ahead, I'll hang around!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "asmith" |
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A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out."
" You are a brave man,” said the dentist. "Now show me the tooth"
"Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Horst Kaltenbrunn" |
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Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: " We both have the same problem.”

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Horst Kaltenbrunn" |
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A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one's right
And in his right brain nothing's left

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Sherwin Aquino" |