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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!

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posted by "Amanda1004" |
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Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Lucia Unasa-Piana" |
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Policeman: "Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down?"
Pedestrian: "No, but I know who it was. My mother-in-law!"
Policeman: "How can you be so certain?"
Pedestrian: "I’d recognize that laugh anywhere!"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "kimmi" |
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The man in the cafe asked the waiter, "What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?"

The waiter looked for a minute and said, "Learning to read sir."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |