Best Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!

You can tune a piano but you can't tune fish!!

A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!"

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!