Best Jokes

Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. Pink Fluff
Q. Whats purple and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

Three old pilots are walking on the ramp. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Lest go get a beer.”

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty”