Best Jokes

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.

I like your approach… let’s see your departure.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you
guys."