Best Jokes

What did the moon say to the sun?
So big and cant come out at night!

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?

At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?"

He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”