Best Jokes

"Waiter! Waiter!" said a guy in a restaurant. 5-55 minutes later. "Waiter! Waiter!" said the guy. In the kitchen, "Someone is calling you, sir," said the cook to the waiter. "I know. I'm waiting," said the waiter.

Q: Why was the guys fee free?
A: Because he added an "r"

A man rings up a Chinese and says, "do you deliver"?
The man on the end of the phone says "no we do pork and chicken"!

Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Very large hands!!