Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”
Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
None.
There are no "F's" in the word: That.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwownig!