Best Jokes

Why did the owl make everyone laugh?
“Cause he was a hoot!

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room.
“How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed.
“Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”

“So”, thundered Larry’s furious father, “you’ve been expelled from college, have you?
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”

One friend to another “I think my wife is trying to tell me something,” “She keeps wrapping my sandwiches in a road map!”