Best Jokes

Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."

At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.

I See Said The Blind Man
I Hear Said The Deaf Man
And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both

Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"

He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."