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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She wanted to know if the photographer could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head her husband parted his hair on.

"I forgot," she said. "But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat."

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? ..................... To visit Pluto

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posted by "ramses" |
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Scientists are using the rovers to diligently search for life on the red planet. They have discovered water and ice. The search now depends on the successful discovery of empty gin bottles.

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posted by "Will" |