Best Jokes

At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.

I See Said The Blind Man
I Hear Said The Deaf Man
And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both

Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"

He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."

A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"

After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends."

"It depends on what?" she asked.

"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."