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Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

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Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."

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At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.

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I See Said The Blind Man
I Hear Said The Deaf Man
And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both

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