Best Jokes

A little Henry sits at the dinner table, reaches into his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?" Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap mom!

Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?

He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."