Best Jokes

One friend says to another, “My husband is man of rate gifts.”

“That’s nice.”

“He hasn’t given me a present in twenty-five years of marriage…”

“How are you getting on with your football, Jack?”
“Well, Dad, pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team’s greatest drawbacks!”

“Dad, the career counselor said that with a mind like mine I should study criminal law.”
“That is wonderful, son. I’m proud of you.”
“He said I had a criminal mind.”

Q: Under law, what is the maximum penalty for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.