Best Jokes

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“How should I have played that last shot?” the bad golfer asked his partner.
“Under an assumed name.”

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A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what’s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting, Fourteen! Fourtee! Fourteen!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Husband: Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
Wife: I would if you could make dough like your father!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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“What is your occupation?” asked the judge.
“I’m a locksmith, your honor.”
“And what were you doing in the jeweler’s shop at three in the morning when the police officers entered?’
“ I was making a bolt for the door!”

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
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