Best Jokes

After twelve years in prison, a man finally escapes. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, “Where have you been? You escaped eight ours ago!”

One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!”

Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.”

Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!”