Best Jokes

Two drunks were staggering home along a railway line. “This is the longest staircase I’ve ever climbed, moaned one.
“It certainly is,” slurred his body. “And the banister’s so low; my back’s killing me.”

Two drunks were staggering home along a railway line. “This is the longest staircase I’ve ever climbed, moaned one.
“It certainly is,” slurred his body. “And the banister’s so low; my back’s killing me.”

Six packets of mothballs, please,” said an old lady to the chemist.
“But I sold you six packets yesterday.”
“I know, but my aim’s not very good and I keep missing them.”

As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her.

"What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked through. "Is there a tip involved?"

"Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."