Best Jokes

Q: Why did the melon and the honeydew have a big wedding?
A: Because they cantaloupe!

Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe?
A: A tall tale!

A Preacher was giving a sermon one Sunday morning, when he noticed old man Brown sound asleep in the last pew. He asked the Congregation: "All those who want to go to Heaven, stand up!" All rose except old man Brown. After the Congregation sat down, he yelled at the top of his voice, "ALL THOSE WHO WASNT TO GO TO HELL, STAND UP!!!" Old man Brown woke up, stood up, looked around and said, "I don't know what we are voting on, Reverend, but whatever it is, we sure are in the minority!!"

Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it's a doll-ar!