Best Jokes

Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.

After a long while, a graduate of Religious Studies got a job with a Charitable Organization, and was given an incentive to own a cell phone.
The very day he got the phone, a robber who asked, “your handset or your life”, accosted him, he responded and said, "my life"!

Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.

Son: Dad, You are my hero.

Dad: Really?

Son: Yes. Can you give me an autograph with your eyes closed?

Dad: Well, yes, of course.

Son: That's great! Then here, close your eyes and sign my report card.