Best Jokes

Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!

Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!

Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

Son: Dad You Are My Hero.
Dad: Really!
Son: Yes.
Son: Can You Give Me An Autograph With Your Eyes Closed?
Dad: Well, Yes.
Son: Then Sign My Report Card With Your Eyes Closed.