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My house is haunted by a ghostwriter...

Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written.

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posted by "chandana" |
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I have a chicken proof lawn...

It's impeckable!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

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posted by "Chavez P" |
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Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.

When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, "I'm at Post Office Box 99."

The weary lineman replied, "Ma'am, I'll be coming to you in a truck, not an envelope."

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posted by "HENNE" |