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A kid centipede comes running to his house, and knocks on the door and says, "Dad open up, a chicken is chasing me!!!"
The dad centipede says, “Hold up, let me put my shoes on first!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Enoch Cruz" |
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There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is starting to get freaked out now. "Lord? Is that you?" she asks. In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Lily" |
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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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posted by "ravindra dubey" |
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A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.

"What are you doing?" asked his mom.

"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |