Best Jokes

Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

Why is the letter 'B' very cold?

Because its between AC.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archilles' elbow...

During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate

Employer : 'How long did u work during your last job?

Candidate : 30 years.

Employer : What's your age?

Candidate : 20 years.

The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.

Candidate : Overtime.