Best Jokes

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...

Clothes, but no cigar.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse."

The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing.

"I see the sun," the man replied.

The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"

How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.