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Physical Fitness Class
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During my physical fitness class, I had everyone lie on their backs with their legs up as if pedaling a bike. After several minutes, one man suddenly stopped.

"Why did you stop pedaling?" I shouted.

"I didn't stop," he said, wheezing, "I'm coasting."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The Bravest Thing
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A teacher asked her class to write on "What's the bravest thing your dad has done?"

A student wrote... "My dad married my mom."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Kyoto" |
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Marriage Counseling
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY! "

John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Drink of Choice
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A chemist's favorite drink is...

CoFe2.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |