Best Jokes

I taught a wolf to meditate...

Now he’s an aware wolf!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory...

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. "Did you steal this man's overcoat?" he demanded.

"No sir," the defendant replied, with a grin. "I was just playing joke on him."

"And where did you take the coat?" asked the judge.

"I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me."

"Guilty," snapped the judge.

"Guilty! Guilty of what?" asked the defendant.

"Guilty of carrying a joke too far!"

We cannot allow this year to end!

That would be admitting that 2021!!!