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$25.00 won 6 votes

A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.

The reply came back shortly: "Begin vacation as of yesterday."

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
6 votes

Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?"

The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care, I'm a helicopter..."

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

If God had wanted me to touch my toes...

He would have put them on my knees!

6 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."

The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."

6 votes

posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |