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Favorite this joke A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.
The reply came back shortly: "Begin vacation as of yesterday."
Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?"
The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care, I'm a helicopter..."
If God had wanted me to touch my toes...
He would have put them on my knees!
The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."
The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."
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