Best Jokes

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

Gas prices are so high that when this college girl pulled into a gas station and asked for 2 dollar’s worth, the attendant dabbed some behind her ears.

Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!