Best Jokes

So a Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, I need a beer and a mop"

Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station

How do you catch a squirrel that likes hazel nuts?
Climb a tree, act like a nut but whisper, "Oh, Filbert."

A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "mug or long neck?"