Best Jokes

Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!

Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.

“Now that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband.

“Don’t be too sure, dear," began the wife. "They're probably saying the same thing about us.”

The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”