Best Jokes

A young lady to her friends: "You know I have never been kissed by any man except my husband."
One friend: "Are you boasting or complaining?"

An elderly man who denies he is being forgetful was asked by his wife to get a cup of coffee at midnight. "Oh sure my dear, and what else?" "That's it honey, the last time you got me a coffee, you forgot to put sugar and cream," the old wife remarked. "That's not true, for as long as I can remember, I do not forget anything,” boasts the grandpa. "OK sweetheart, in that case, please get me some cookies too," was the sweet reply of grandma. "As you wish my dear," says the hubby, then he adds, "by the way, how do I go to the kitchen?"

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.

Cupid’s dart hurts more coming out than going in.