Best Jokes

Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took 25 out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Do you know who I am? I’m the game warden.
Fisherman: Do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar in the country.

A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: “Delayed by storm. Send instructions”
His boss e-mails back: “Start vacation immediately”

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for $7 dollars.

His competitor put one up that read, “We repair $7 dollars hair cuts!”

A doctor calls his patient and says, "The check you gave me for my bill came back?"

The patient replied, "Well, so did my arthritis."