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Favorite this joke A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:
Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.
Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!
Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?
Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.
Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?
Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
My friend is notorious for waiting until the needle is on empty before filling his gas tank. Finally his car died on him, and we had to push it to the nearest filling station. After my friend finished pumping gas, the attendant asked if he had learned anything.
“Yeah,” my friend muttered, “I learned I have a 15-gallon tank.”
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