Best Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' very cold?

Because its between AC.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archilles' elbow...

During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate

Employer : 'How long did u work during your last job?

Candidate : 30 years.

Employer : What's your age?

Candidate : 20 years.

The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.

Candidate : Overtime.

Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.